by Jonah G. November 13, 2007
Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
by zeptimius March 29, 2010
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
by The Big LeGasp February 6, 2011
When everything is about pussy.
Franklin: I'm soaking wet.
Sipa: You should use the pussy towel.
Franklin: You really are Sipa Freud.
Sipa: You should use the pussy towel.
Franklin: You really are Sipa Freud.
by CombReal October 2, 2022
Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”
Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert
by Derkadurr December 19, 2021
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
Hym “I mean... Freud didn’t say that the broader community was affected (effected? Son of a bitch 🤦 ♂️ I really have to learn the difference) by a combination of Oedipal complex and Narcissism though... I did. 💀👉 Boop! That’s me moving his dead finger and booping the problem on the nose. Boop! See that? Boop!”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022