Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

Fresh Panic by El Georgio December 13, 2018

Flesh Pancaking 

v. The movement of the large flattened breasts of a particular female in two similar elliptical paths. Caused by the significant thrusting force of another.

I was banging her so hard she was Flesh Pancaking!

Flesh Pancaking by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Flesh Pancake 

n. describes the flattening of a woman's large breasts (C-cup or larger) when she lays on her back topless and prepares for insertion.

Jon: Dammmm! shes packing some killer juggs!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!

Flesh Pancake by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

flesh pancake 

the large flap of fat and skin which sags down and hangs out over an obese person's pants, often sticking out below the shirt, sometimes drooping below the knees

I wonder if that person has any syrup to go with their flesh pancake.

flesh pancake by rucife September 25, 2011

Freshmanic Depression 

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).

Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

Freshmanic Depression by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010

freshmanic 

Being so overly confident and stupid that you just seem like a dumbass. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. You’re not even cool, just shut up.

Look at that kid, he’s so freshmanic

freshmanic by Ya know it’s joe January 20, 2018

freshmanic 

Thought (or discourse reflecting such thought) so vapid it does not even approximate sophomoric thought,

His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.

freshmanic by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023