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fresh one

A good hard smack across the face, generally in response to someone saying or doing something obviously stupid. The goomba equivalent of a pimpsmack, yet not exclusive to hoes as recipients.
"Hey, Jelly... you want a fresh one? You know we don't discuss Mr. Vitti's health outside the family".
by Busta Move April 13, 2005
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Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.
1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.
by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017
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slap me a fresh one

When a brotha be finna get a high five outchu
Tyrelle: Ay yo Dre

Dre: What up kid, slap me a fresh one.
by BallerLogan March 31, 2009
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a fresh one

a fresh one is another term for an email based mortgage lead.
"Here is a fresh one" Crip said
by acms February 27, 2008
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Bend A Fresh One

Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.
Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.
by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006
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One Fresh Pizza69

One Fresh Pizza69 is REALLY GAY
by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019
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One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.
Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell
by chef suckmyballs February 25, 2010
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