Fresh Lettuce 

A very recent haircut.

"Alex got some fresh lettuce today. He must've just got his hair cut yesterday."

Fresh Lettuce by marcopchen November 5, 2009

Flesh Lettuce 

the vagina, the leaf like part of the inner labia, but not nasty like meat curtains or roast beef, randos do not have flesh lettuce

"I am going to buff my girls flesh lettuce"

Flesh Lettuce by salty mcboot May 15, 2007

female flesh lettuce 

Please refer to the definition of FFL for even more clarification.

Female Flesh Lettuce is the extended form of FFL. In short, the labia (or vagina lips) resemble leaves from a head of Romaine lettuce, though in fleshy form.

The ingredients for a flesh salad are...
-A few leaves of fresh female flesh lettuce
-A teaspoon of thousand island dressing
-Vigorous tossing

female flesh lettuce by Steve Steve Steve Steve July 30, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016