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French staple 

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
French staple by poshbum43 September 22, 2025
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French staple 

When you're making out with your man and a fragment of the nail he had been chewing off his finger ends up in your mouth.
You know it's true love when you can handle getting a French staple.

He gave me a French staple. I think we're ready to take our relationship to the next level.

The honeymoon period is well and truly over. French staples are a common occurrence now.
French staple by poshbum43 September 22, 2025

Stale French Inhale

When you take a bong rip, blow it into an asshole then they fart it back into your nose.
Jane wanted to do something classy and different, so instead of just "boofing" some smoke, she returned the favor with the "Stale French Inhale"