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French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.
"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).
French leave by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

French Leave

Usually after a night of amazing sex, the woman leaves in the morning without a trace, save a thank you note.
Mike: What's wrong with Eddie?
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.

Mike: Oh snap!
French Leave by eddiesdguy December 13, 2012

Take French leave 

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

French lavender farm 

Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.
I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents