French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

French Wank

The Art of spreading Pate over ones penis, whilst placing a fresh crusty bagette up the anus, completed with a bottle of Red plonk poured over the head.

French Wank. Just try it. I tried it and its great!

by Major Rossi July 6, 2007

french wank

cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths

me and Mark had a good French wank last night

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024