French Cheese Danish Share definition Flag When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis. Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish. French Cheese Danish by Mdw493 November 14, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the French Cheese Danish mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch