A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.
She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.
by CharismaPretender June 11, 2007
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A skinny, long, unhygienic penis that has not been washed in a long time. It may have a small layer of crust made of semen and other penal discharges.
"Dude he whipped his dick and it was a total French Fry. I don't think he's showered in a MONTH."
by apartment401 October 22, 2009
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a person who feels the need to brag at a time when it is both completely unnecesary and completely pointless. French Fry comes from when we were sitting in mcdonalds and we decided that we needed a word to call people that do this gay shit.. thats when i saw a french fry
cool guy 1: ha, yo man, last nite u were pukin like a bulemic bitch after thanksgiving dinner
cool guy 2: ha forreal, i guess thats what happens when u take 32 shots
weak kid 1: i never puke after i drink!
cool guy 1: french fry!
cool guy 2: ha yeah dude, shut up u flamin french fry
weak kid 1: (tears)
by the urbanator September 25, 2004
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Derogatory term for French people. It has gained notoriety over the recent decade for many French people have sued people on cases of prejudicial verbalization.
''HEY, look at that pathetic french fry over there! They need to be cooked and toasted like they used to be!''
- Person 1

''The filth coming out of your mouth is astounding. Why is that these people have to be extremely ignorant?''
- Person 2

''I can answer that question!'' - Stephen Colbert
by Environmentalist November 14, 2008
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Person:Wow, look at that guy
People:yeah, he's totally french frying
by thunderbang February 14, 2008
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After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.
"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."
by Tasty Trevor December 11, 2008
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A french fry party consists of 2 large orders of chick-fil-a waffle fries and 2 large orders of Arby's curly fries. Add all fries to one fast food paper sack, bunch the top, give it a shake to toss the fries, enjoy. Add salt, pepper, and mountain dew as appropriate. Also goes well with McGangbangs.
I was out McGangBanging and decided to have a French Fry Party; don't worry about the calories, we got diet coke.
by JonnyRural June 30, 2014
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