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A skinny, long, unhygienic penis that has not been washed in a long time. It may have a small layer of crust made of semen and other penal discharges.

"Dude he whipped his dick and it was a total French Fry. I don't think he's showered in a MONTH."

by apartment401 October 21, 2009

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