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freeview 

A crappy Digital TV service in the UK. The Freeview viewers moan when there is nothing on and then start asking for more popular channels which are only available on proper digital systems such as Sky and Cable.
"anything on tonight Garry?"

"No, we have freeview, remember"

"oh yeah, sorry, whats that sky number again?"
freeview by Mustek+ May 13, 2005
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freeview 

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.
My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).
freeview by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
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freeview 

When someone wearing nothing but a Trenchcoat flashes you. Usually a homeless pervert.
John: I was walking home from work and some fucked up hobo freeviewed me.

Chris: Well that's just fucked up.

freeview 

A movie preview or a free movie or show on any pay channel.
Comcast On Demand offered freeviews of Alfred Hitchcock's classic movies.
freeview by Suzanne Cloud August 19, 2006
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