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freeview 

A crappy Digital TV service in the UK. The Freeview viewers moan when there is nothing on and then start asking for more popular channels which are only available on proper digital systems such as Sky and Cable.
"anything on tonight Garry?"

"No, we have freeview, remember"

"oh yeah, sorry, whats that sky number again?"
freeview by Mustek+ May 13, 2005
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freeview 

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.
My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).
freeview by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
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freeview 

When someone wearing nothing but a Trenchcoat flashes you. Usually a homeless pervert.
John: I was walking home from work and some fucked up hobo freeviewed me.

Chris: Well that's just fucked up.

freeview 

A movie preview or a free movie or show on any pay channel.
Comcast On Demand offered freeviews of Alfred Hitchcock's classic movies.
freeview by Suzanne Cloud August 19, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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