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Freeland 

Kick ass little town. Highest boro in Pennsylvania, in more ways than one. When you are younger most kids grow up living on sports but then at an older age the town doesn't have anything for the youth to do after you are 14. Kids then either start drinking, doing drugs, or become musicians. Some do it all. Everyone wants to get outta the town and can't wait to leave but most come back when they are older to raise a family. Even though they hate the little town, everyone is close knit and love each other unlike the rest of the Hazleton Area. Even though they hate it they love it as well and have great pride in it.
hey dude let's get high.
u mean we r going to Freeland?
Yeah but we are going to smoke some weed too.

Apartment Party tonight or one in the woods.
It's in Freeland right?
Oh Yeah, no doubt.

Dude that kid is sick at sports, does he play for any of the school teams?
No.
How come?
Doesn't like the coaches and they won't pick him because he's from Freeland.
Freeland by James Haraschak June 24, 2008

freeland fart nectar 

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them

Freeland's Perm 

A perm belonging to someone named Freeland.
Freeland's Perm looks like a rats nest!

Marty Freeland

A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.
Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.

filthy freeland

The act of putting your feet behind your head and blowing poop from your b-hole all over an unsuspecting mormon missionary.
You would not beleive the filthy freeland i saw at church today.
filthy freeland by Republican Rob November 12, 2013

trystyn freeland 

The name of the girl, Tristan leath likes or sorry I mean loves she is the most beautiful person he has ever seen and she needs to date him
Trystyn freeland needs to date Tristan leath.
trystyn freeland by God ;) November 26, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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