Freedom Fat

Freedom Fat refers to the extra pounds that many Americans wear. It's their right to be unhealthy and if you criticize their choices, you must 'hate their freedom.'

Does all this Freedom Fat make my confederate flag look small?

Freedom Fat by Jah Rock September 4, 2015

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Father Freedom

A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.

Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.

Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!

Father Freedom by Stormfingwolf August 28, 2013

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Freedomface

When a non-American actor plays an American character

Servant is a good series, but Rupert Grint in freedomface isn't a good look

Freedomface by Beezleboob420 February 16, 2022

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