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A day where you have nothing going on and can do whatever you want.
I have a free day today. No school, no homework, no community service, nothing. I'ma just play my 360 all day.
free day by my life be like March 22, 2010
Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.
It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.
Fried Day by xNTCx October 16, 2008
The one day of the week where you break your diet and disregard all of your hard work and healthy caloric intake by consuming as much of whatever foods make you happy. "celery and grass do not count"
"It's my free day can we go to subway???"

"It's my free day, i do what i want!!"
Free Day by Free Subway July 4, 2009
a day when no one can pass judgment on the choices you make.
you can drink and eat what you want, say what you want, and no matter what you look like, you're beautiful and everyone agrees
" Don't look at me like that, it's my free day"
" Take another drink of the fishbowl, it's my free day!"
free day by Asherdo January 11, 2009

Fried-day 

Friday, TGIF
(noun)1) That much-longed-for day at the end of the week when even the simplest sentences, constructed with the smallest words, require far more thought that you are capable of giving them in order to comprehend their meaning. 2) The day of the week preceding Saturday, and following Thursday,in a work week you can't even imagine reliving for fear of jeopardizing your current mental health. 3) A day, typically the day that ends a 5-day, 80-hour work week, that oh-so-eloquently describes the current state of your brain, your state of mind, etc.
1) I couldn't think of a good example for the entry my friends urged me to enter in the Urban Dictionary this Fried-day, after I spent the entire week overloading what little gray matter I have left with work-related craziness.
Fried-day by Biogeekette September 15, 2006

free day Friday 

free day Friday by Ethics1242 April 14, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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