After masturbating to gay Danish porn, I feel a certain freshlessness come over me.

Rate the freshlessness of these celebrity vaginas on a scale of 0 to 10:
- Paris Hilton
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- Tila Tequila
- Casey Johnson

freshlessness by Spiderman33 February 25, 2010

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Freckless

Act or acts of stupidity or the state of doing stupid things

Jack was being very freckless today.

Freckless by LR88 April 22, 2022

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frecklessexual

attracted to people with freckles

"omg he has freckles! oh i didn't tell you i was frecklessexual" "that's a thing?" "no lmao"

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freckless

skin without freckles

She's a redhead, yet she is freckless. I don't understand.

freckless by Eli Krenik November 22, 2006

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freckless

To have no freckles without having once had them and being defreckled.

Yeah, you're cute you freckless c*nt.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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