freshlessness

The state of feeling tremendously freshless.
The state of having lost freshness or purity.

adj. freshless
adv. freshlessly

After masturbating to gay Danish porn, I feel a certain freshlessness come over me.

Rate the freshlessness of these celebrity vaginas on a scale of 0 to 10:
- Paris Hilton
- Madonna
- Britney Spears
- Dane Cook
- Tila Tequila
- Casey Johnson

by Spiderman33 February 25, 2010