free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks July 29, 2008

free willie

Something you say when you see a whale.

Whooo free willie!!!

by isla September 2, 2004

free willie

Participating in an action with your junk exposed.

Yo broski, I'm playin' free willie, yo.
Can you believe Joe came to school free willie yesterday?

by Synchronize March 10, 2011

free willie

Something u do first thing in the morning.

Damn I gotta free willie......AAAHHHH!!!!

by Just a guy stating the obvious May 3, 2005

Free Willie

To have sex without a condom

"Thou other day Thine havist participated in fornication Joselean"
"Did thoust go Free Willie?"
"Indeed thine did"

by Dr. Prof. Tall Hat, MD. January 30, 2012

Free Willie

Another term for erection.

Did you see John leaving with that girl? HE HAD SUCH A HUGE FREE WILLIE!

by UPTHEBOOTY March 31, 2009

Free Willie Zone

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.

Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016