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The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!
Free Dick by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
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A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie
Free Dick by Mookie Mariotti January 22, 2009

Free dick sign up sheet 

When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.

Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
Free dick sign up sheet by Fkdover February 24, 2023

Churn-free Dick Cream 

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.
Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

dick free December 

Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.
Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(

Free The Dick

exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)
at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent

Dick-grabbed-free 

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.
Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free
Dick-grabbed-free by zozeyety November 27, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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