Fraud poo Share definition Flag When you lie about needing a poo as an excuse to leave the room and stop talking to an annoying friend. Jeez, Jimmy was being such a tool the other day that I left him to go for a fraud poo. Fraud poo by Peggyatthestar February 15, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Fraud poo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch