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Franz Time

A measurement of arrival time that ends up being much later than normal ETAs. Usually a person going by the name of Franz will state they will arrive in 10 minutes, when in fact they do not appear until 30 minutes later.
Franz said he would get to the party by 9:00pm, but his friends knew that in Franz Time that meant they wouldn’t see him until sometime around 11:30pm.
by LaDiosa August 30, 2019
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franktime

The time required to walk downstairs and out the front door minus the time required to jump out an upstairs bedroom window while banging another dudes girlfriend.
It was taking me so long to work my nut out that I thought I was gonna have to go out the upstairs window when her boyfriend got home. Luckily, he was on franktime and I strolled out the front door.
by HarvDanger September 8, 2022
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