Franky wanky

Franky was a boy who had a wank everyday for a year he even did it at school therefore he was given the nickname frankie wankie, he wanked so much his penis fell off. p.s tonight he met the most amazing person of his life

Boy 1:Hey I just had a wank at school
Boy 2: Dont spread it you might get called FRANKY WANKY
Boy 3: AHAHHAHAHHA

Franky wanky by Franky wanky jr October 21, 2012

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Franky Panky Wanky

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.

"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."

Franky Panky Wanky by Akritiri February 21, 2017

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Flanky Wanky

It’s a reach around, but more tactical

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night

Flanky Wanky by d4b1 April 6, 2024

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Frank Wank

A) A person who tricks young women into having sex with them, by telling him he is a porn executive. In all reality he is not.
B) A kick ass dude who forces women to lick his asshole.

"She licked you asshole, you're such a Frank Wank!" said Jordan.

Frank Wank by Dai Xen September 8, 2008

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Frank Wank

Handjob

Wanna give me a Frank Wank?

Frank Wank by qbz23 May 21, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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