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Frankhouser 

A bad-ass mutherfucker who is smarter than the best and cooler than the rest.
That guy just figured out cold fusion - in his sleep - he is completely Frankhouser!

That kid just Frankhousered that chick - he's gonna need a restraining order.

Franxious 

Someone who is frantic and anxious all at the same time.
Stella was constantly franxious about the smallest things.
Franxious by wamphyri7 August 19, 2009

Crankxious 

Cranky and anxious at the same time.
Shoot man, I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning and she was like..."What, you think I look old, right? Why didn't you say cute instead?"

Man, she freaking crankxious. Must be that time o' the month.
Crankxious by John Sturtevant April 10, 2007

Prankxious 

The feeling of delighted anticipation waiting for a prank to come together.
The giggle fit you have waiting to yell "SURPRISE!!" at a friend's birthday party. Also, waiting to see a friend's face after a particularly excellent photo-bomb.
Example: "Holy shit, I'm so prankxious right now! I can't wait to see his face when he realizes!!"
Prankxious by PandaForce1 December 14, 2014

Franxious 

Franxious - when you're so unbearably excited about the fact that it's Friday that you can't work, and simultaneously worry that you're going to get abominably shit-faced much too quickly and peak too soon. This may, with diminishing regularity, also occur on a Thursday (Thranxious), Wednesday (Wanxious), and so on.
"Ermahgerd erm serr Franxious."

"Manxious? You need to sort yourself out."
Franxious by domduck February 25, 2014

savannah frankhouse 

nasty whore that fucks everyone with her green ass pussy that smells like fish
Savannah frankhouse Disgusting disrespectful disappointment nasty green ooz bitch