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Franklin County High School 

The school full of two kinds of people: The innocents and the fucktards. The fucktards consist of the dickheads that condescend and ruin anything that is innocent. These are the kids who think they are, "the shit", and yet they are actually full of shit. Hope you don't have to go there, because it's a clusterfuck. Thanks for your time, if you think it was wasted just wait until you go to FCHS.
John ~ "Hey you know that one school, Franklin County High School?" Todd ~ "Oh you mean the one where the football players actually do 'circle-jerk'?" John ~ "Yeah, I guess that one" Todd ~ "Well then yeah, but no one likes it because it's in the moonshine capital of the world."
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Franklin Country High School 

The School of Fark and Alucard (a.k.a the people with the biggest dicks). Football team sucks dick. Full ’o whores, and lesbians. lots of creepy teachers, but still overall a good school.
Bob: Dude, Franklin Country High School sucks!
Tom:Yeah but Fark and Alucard are total badasses!
Bob: Totally.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026