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fruitarian 

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)
A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.
fruitarian by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

fajitarian

Someone on a diet rich in fajitables.
ummm, no...i wont be having that cos I'm a fajitarian
fajitarian by rocky October 29, 2003

Fagitarian 

Guy1: Hey we are going for burgers then grab some hookers down the road, you coming?
Guy2: No thanks Im strictly fagitarian.
Fagitarian by Nashi-washi November 3, 2012

fragitarian 

A user of Xbox Live, whom resorts to using frag grenades rather than any other weapon. These people are despised by the Halo community.
Dude that fragitarian is killing me so much, lets team up and open up a can of whoop-ass on him!
fragitarian by B-Dizlin December 6, 2006

freeitarian 

A temporary degradation or loosening in diet regimen depending on financial situation.
"Why go to that boring tax conference? Because its completely catered, all my meals covered for 3 days - I'm going full freeitarian"

" He is a vegetarian , until he runs out of money, then goes to BBQs and becomes a freeitarian when he thinks nobody is looking"
freeitarian by grrfvck May 25, 2017

fruitarian 

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).
I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.
fruitarian by MasterBastard April 27, 2006