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fruitarian 

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)
A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.
fruitarian by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

fajitarian

Someone on a diet rich in fajitables.
ummm, no...i wont be having that cos I'm a fajitarian
fajitarian by rocky October 29, 2003

Fagitarian 

Guy1: Hey we are going for burgers then grab some hookers down the road, you coming?
Guy2: No thanks Im strictly fagitarian.
Fagitarian by Nashi-washi November 3, 2012

fragitarian 

A user of Xbox Live, whom resorts to using frag grenades rather than any other weapon. These people are despised by the Halo community.
Dude that fragitarian is killing me so much, lets team up and open up a can of whoop-ass on him!
fragitarian by B-Dizlin December 6, 2006

freeitarian 

A temporary degradation or loosening in diet regimen depending on financial situation.
"Why go to that boring tax conference? Because its completely catered, all my meals covered for 3 days - I'm going full freeitarian"

" He is a vegetarian , until he runs out of money, then goes to BBQs and becomes a freeitarian when he thinks nobody is looking"
freeitarian by grrfvck May 25, 2017

fruitarian 

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).
I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.
fruitarian by MasterBastard April 27, 2006
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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