America's most trusted fascist news scource! Next to the people of the Fo network, The Onion pales in comparison to their comletely un-biased and uncensored facts about the completely truthful stories they cover!
Bill O'Reilly- I believe President Bush was a great man, and that Clinton is a lame-ass pussy. -from the Fox News Network-
by Moopzoo October 5, 2010
An administration influenced largely by partisan misinformation, fact distortion and data manipulation that results in dangerous, ineffective and inconsistent policy; a condition grossly exposed and made obvious in times of national crisis.
Every year millions of citizens are killed in car crashes, shootings, drug overdoses... and we don't shut the country down over those!
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
True. But those are examples of FAILURE despite on-going attempts to PREVENT those deaths; also, NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING CONTAGEOUS. What you've got there is a Fox News Presidency. Need proof? Not a hoax, not magically disappearing, not treated effectively by Hydroxychloroquine, not everyone gets a test that wants a test, not a perfect test...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
With "that is", a retort to any statement considered inflamatory, inaccurate, uneducated, misinformed, misleading or intellectually lazy.
by IBON4IT August 20, 2009
The phenomenon that occurs when an individual watches too much Fox News. Said individual becomes grumpy, paranoid, fearful, and only speaks in nonsensical sound bites. Can be contagious.
"What's wrong with Dad?"
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015
I had a hot date with this girl I met the other day, but my boss told me I had to work an extra shift or instead of a promotion I would be fired. Instead of Netflix and chill I got Fox News and Chill.
by Grillman15 March 27, 2016
It means that you are going to go over to your partner's house to hate fuck/anger fuck with Fox News in the background. Similar to, but a lot rougher than Netflix and chill.
Ty: "Hey Nicole wanna come over and watch Fox News and chill"
Nicole: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Ty: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Fox News?"
Nicole: "Fox News and Chill means we hate fuck, dumbass"
Nicole: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Ty: "Wait I thought we were just gonna watch Fox News?"
Nicole: "Fox News and Chill means we hate fuck, dumbass"
by TrumpSmasher March 24, 2016
subliminal advertising wherein Fox News uses very beautiful (typically blonde) and also very intelligent and articulate women to produce incremental psychological rewards for watching their network. This trickery leads to higher ratings than rival networks.
Fox News Girls hall of fame
1.Shannon Bream- by far!
2.Jamie Colby
3.Gretchen Carlson
4.Jane Skinner
5.Lis Wiehl
6.Martha MacCullum
7.Megyn Kelly
8.Monic Crowley
9.Jenna Lee
10.Margaret Hoover
1.Shannon Bream- by far!
2.Jamie Colby
3.Gretchen Carlson
4.Jane Skinner
5.Lis Wiehl
6.Martha MacCullum
7.Megyn Kelly
8.Monic Crowley
9.Jenna Lee
10.Margaret Hoover
by Who Dunnet, LA December 26, 2011