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Brandon the foster kid 

A dude Brandon I used to live with who worked for fosters moving. He hated it and quit after day 1.
Person 1: "hey where's Brandon? "
Person 2: "who? "
Person 1: "Brandon the Foster kid"

Brandon the foster kid 

he’s a naughty boy with a bad habit, a bad habit for bike stealing.
bike stealing,
bike stealing
Person 1: “Do you know where my bike went?”
Person 2: “Brandon The Foster Kid would probably have it”

Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.
"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."
Kiddie Footer by olliebroon November 25, 2009