Fossilman 

his name is actually greg raymer, not dan. hes known for wearing novelty sunglasses to distract his opponents. he got the name "fossilman" by selling fossils to other players as good luck charms or card protectors. he played well during the tournament but was a little bitch during the tournament of the champions. i think hes a big fat lucky dork but thats just my opinion.

did you see fossilman in that commercial with moneymaker? what a loser

Fossilman by monotone November 5, 2004

Fossiling 

When someone goes back and likes your old photos, bringing them back to the newsfeed.

fossilingflashback throwback

Fossiling by AliOoooooops January 15, 2015

fossilvania 

Perception of one's physical condition as it metamorphoses over time during your senior years

Fossilvania may set in as early in your 60s but becomes more pronounced in your 70s and 80s.

fossilvania by rav363 September 21, 2020