Fort Mohave, Arizona

Fort Mohave is a town south of Bullhead City which is basically a small version of Bullhead but better. Plenty of stores and restaurants that were built more recently are one of the reasons why Fort Mohave is probably the best town in the tri-state area yet. All the hot chicks in that town are mostly either like Laughlin hoes or just chill, don't give a shit about anything type of person. Only con about Fort Mohave is that people will snitch to the police on you over nothing. Probably that's the reason why there's not as much crime as there is in Bullhead even though the Mohave County sheriff claim Fort Mohave is more dangerous than Bullhead City. Fort Mohave is a perfect place to hang out at but not it's not great to live at due to taxes, bullshit, etc.

Ahhh... Fort Mohave, Arizona! What a place to be! Shit, I'mma chill at Walmart! Oh, wait.... Nevermind, people there will call the cops on me just for chilling so I'm out this bitch!

Fort Mohave, Arizona by Shithead Brad October 12, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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