Fort Mohave is a town south of Bullhead City which is basically a small version of Bullhead but better. Plenty of stores and restaurants that were built more recently are one of the reasons why Fort Mohave is probably the best town in the tri-state area yet. All the hot chicks in that town are mostly either like Laughlin hoes or just chill, don't give a shit about anything type of person. Only con about Fort Mohave is that people will snitch to the police on you over nothing. Probably that's the reason why there's not as much crime as there is in Bullhead even though the Mohave County sheriff claim Fort Mohave is more dangerous than Bullhead City. Fort Mohave is a perfect place to hang out at but not it's not great to live at due to taxes, bullshit, etc.
Ahhh... Fort Mohave, Arizona! What a place to be! Shit, I'mma chill at Walmart! Oh, wait.... Nevermind, people there will call the cops on me just for chilling so I'm out this bitch!
by Shithead Brad October 13, 2019