Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by miller66 December 16, 2008

forest gumping

1: Running super fast

2: Getting the fuck out of a place!

1: Jeremy was forest gumping past all the other runners.

2: The Robber pulled a gun so the man was forest gumping out of there.

by Yung BC January 23, 2009

Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.

The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.

by bigstinkyniggaballs February 12, 2025

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013