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A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025
Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.
by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025
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which made its debut on september 28th 2025
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Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.
by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025
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Good morning I'm jags handy and here is today's foreskincast! Mostly cloudy with a 10 percent chance of alcohol abuse.
by Jags_von_david September 29, 2025
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