Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.
Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"
Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"
Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"
There wasn't enough room in the car, so Jerry decided to take one for the team and stayed behind while the reast of us went to the big concert.
"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.
Is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly bitch that noone would fuck. Fat bitches usually fuck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.
Fred: Hey John Sarah's friend Mel wants to go on a double date with you.
John: Fuck man Mel is one fat bitch she'll rape me...but ill do it for the team
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.