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for the team 

everything is for the team, no matter what, its for the team
Stupid: Go clean up all that crap on the wall

Innocent 1: sure, I'll do it. FOR THE TEAM!
for the team by MeowG January 25, 2010

hoop for the team 

When a girl dates an entire sports team, periodically switching mates till she has successfully slept with every member of said team.
Erin is the biggest slut i have ever met, she probably will hoop for the team.

Taking one for the Team 

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"
Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

take one for the team 

The act of someone willingly making a sacrifice for the benefit of others.
There wasn't enough room in the car, so Jerry decided to take one for the team and stayed behind while the reast of us went to the big concert.

"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.
take one for the team by TheKoW November 9, 2006

She for the team 

When a girl is with one guy but still talks to many, essentially a cheater
"Hey bro yo girl talking to brad"
"Damn, thought she was mine, i guess she for the team"

do it for the team

Is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly bitch that noone would fuck. Fat bitches usually fuck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.
Fred: Hey John Sarah's friend Mel wants to go on a double date with you.

John: Fuck man Mel is one fat bitch she'll rape me...but ill do it for the team
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