When a person wears either basketball shorts or sweat pants and you can see the bulge of their junk
Dude look at Steve in those basketball shorts... he's totally got staff!

Man 1: Bro your junk is bulging out
Man 2: Aw man, you're telling me i have staff?
Man 1: Yeah... now deal with it
by Dr. Brule June 11, 2010
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Someone you cannot go a day without.
Ruby... she is my staff
by i know girls June 27, 2011
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Way of defining whether a chick is hot or not.

Stomach
Tits
A$$
Face
Frame

She can have the TAFF, SAFF, so on and so forth.
Danny:She got STAFF?
Jared:No, only TAFF
by Dunkan January 21, 2005
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expensive tuition fees, shitty staff and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the jumped up Polytechnic that masquerades as a British University: Staffordshire University.

Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.

The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.

Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
Welcome to Staffs
by kopantz August 25, 2008
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The 2nd highest clan rank in Halo 2 on Xbox Live. You can recruit new members and change the clan roles of the people under you.
Order:
Overlord
Staff
Member
Peon
by STK Anu July 23, 2005
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When you step on a fish and it spits things
Im gonna go do a Staff
by Squeky Clean February 4, 2005
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consisting of 4 girls who claim that "we don't run" but "we run shit". In truth, these girls are nothing more than alcoholic cheerleaders.
While staff throws good parties, they are a lot of drama.
by the blonde December 13, 2005
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