Footsave

Upon accidentally dropping a small fradgile item such as a cell phone, Ipod, camera, etc.. a last ditch effort is made to soften the obejects impact by trying to "catch" the item with your foot, much like a stall in hacky-sack. Most of the time this will not prevent the item from hitting the ground, but it will greatly lessen the impact compared to a direct drop on a hard surface, thus saving the fradgile item from severe damage such as a cracked screen, broken hinge etc..

Brent: "Dammit! That is the second time today I've dropped my new phone!"

Ed: "Hey well that was still a nice footsave."

Footsave by Dyna-Electric July 2, 2009

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footslave

A person who is lucky enough to devote his life to worshiping his mistress' feet. He lives only to serve her feet.

Gemma had loved having her own footslave, she teased him, she whipped him for not licking her toes properly and she tortured him. But he loved being under her sweaty feet all day as he had a foot fetish.

footslave by gemma's foot slave April 19, 2005

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footslave

1. A slave who kisses and worships his master's feet upon her demand, and lives to serve her and her glorious feet.

2. Me

If I do everything my master orders me to do correcty, he will reward me by letting me worship her feet as her footslave.

footslave by theslaveinohio July 17, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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