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Football Head 

A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.

Football head 

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

Football Head

Someone who is easily swayed by the views and opinions of opposing parties, never really having their own.
"Dude, that guy always changes his mind, he's such a "football head"
Football Head by LoveIsAllWeDo September 1, 2026

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.
“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

Football headed yogurt slinger 

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

footballhead 

a white person's head that is elongated with the back of the head that looks like a football that you can kick around
this honkey got some real bulging footballhead, like a space monkey shot into space. i wanna kick it like a football.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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