Food Hoe Share definition Flag 1. A girl who tries to get a date with you (or otherwise use you) just to get food/your money. I shouldn't have used tinder; it's full of food hoes. They just want me to take them out to get free food. Food Hoe by Karab okama March 11, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Food Hoe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch