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A sport which you combine football and lacrosse. It is played with a football in a lacrosse type field. You score points by throwing the football into the other team's goal. The pads are a mix of a football and lacrosse helmet lacrosse shoulder pads and football pants. Any footwear is aloud(must cover whole foot ex: no sandals) and barefoot is aloud but not recommended.
The rules are similiar to lacrosse (ex: penalty in the crease) but there are also many football penalties (ex: facemask).
Me and my friends went outside to play Foo-Lax.
Foo-Lax by M Spizzle January 26, 2008
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FooLax is the most popular sport never heard of. It combines that ideas of Lacrosse and Football by using a lacrosse sized and marked field with lacrosse goals, but the ball is a football. Teams can range anywher from 5-on-5 to 12-on-12, but the professional level plays 9-on-9 including goalies. The play starts at midfield, with any player with possesion saying hike. There are an unlimited number of passes (forwards or backwards) and if the ball it's the ground it is a live. When a player is tackled the ball changes possesion from spot of tackle. Games can be played either first to certain number of goals, or a timed game. Professional games are 45 minutes long non-stop.
You are NOT an athlete if you don't play FooLax.
FooLax by LaxtheFoo December 8, 2009
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