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A sport which you combine football and lacrosse. It is played with a football in a lacrosse type field. You score points by throwing the football into the other team's goal. The pads are a mix of a football and lacrosse helmet lacrosse shoulder pads and football pants. Any footwear is aloud(must cover whole foot ex: no sandals) and barefoot is aloud but not recommended.
The rules are similiar to lacrosse (ex: penalty in the crease) but there are also many football penalties (ex: facemask).
Me and my friends went outside to play Foo-Lax.
Foo-Lax by M Spizzle January 26, 2008
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FooLax is the most popular sport never heard of. It combines that ideas of Lacrosse and Football by using a lacrosse sized and marked field with lacrosse goals, but the ball is a football. Teams can range anywher from 5-on-5 to 12-on-12, but the professional level plays 9-on-9 including goalies. The play starts at midfield, with any player with possesion saying hike. There are an unlimited number of passes (forwards or backwards) and if the ball it's the ground it is a live. When a player is tackled the ball changes possesion from spot of tackle. Games can be played either first to certain number of goals, or a timed game. Professional games are 45 minutes long non-stop.
You are NOT an athlete if you don't play FooLax.
FooLax by LaxtheFoo December 8, 2009
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foolaxy (noun)
Definition: A state of extreme laziness characterized by a complete lack of motivation, energy, or willingness to take action, often resulting in prolonged inaction or avoidance of responsibility.

Usage Note:
This term is often used to describe a persistent or habitual level of laziness that goes beyond normal fatigue or procrastination. It implies a deep-seated disengagement from activity or effort.
Example:
Her room was a mess for weeks—she wasn’t just lazy; she was in full foolaxy.
Foolaxy by riamialiapia June 17, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026