Fon’t 

What you realize you wrote after you misspelled the word, “don’t”.

Who even spells don’t wrong, are you dumb?

Person 1 -“I fon’t really like thirst traps”
Person 2 - “fon’t?”
Person 1 - “Oh shit, I meant don’t”
Person 2 - “lol, fon’t”

“I fon’t want to clean the house.”
Fon’t- a spelling error for dummies

Fon’t by Dumpling Chan• March 6, 2022

Fon’t 

When you come inside on a hot summer day dripping sweat on the floor and the fan doesn’t work. Tragic
Fan don’t work.

My fon’t!

Fon’t by Jasm1ne March 2, 2024

fon-don't 

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.

Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.

fon-don't by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008

fon-don't 

A tragic fondue error. While at a fondue party with friends, not following fondue protocol can result in a fon-don't.

Keeley went overboard lighting the flame and started a huge fire under the fondue pot. She committed a major fon-don't.

Somehow, Chuck got the sauce for his chicken on his shoulder. He was wearing a fon-don't on his sleeve.

Troy tried loading too many items on his fondue fork and they fell off in the oil while cooking. Leaving food in the fondue pot is a fon-don't.

fon-don't by SoniaSunshine March 10, 2008

Fontenization 

fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot

fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing

synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation

Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"

Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"

Examples of fontenization:

"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."

"In java all objects are newed."

Fontenization by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010

Fontlebury 

Someone who can't just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. A fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point.

Mike: Yo playa, you get my email?
Larry: Yeah man, what's with the font? Do you always insist on changing the color, size, and adding italics any time you underline a word?
Mike: Yeah son, that's how I roll.
Larry: That's about right...you're such a Fontlebury.

Fontlebury by Snake McJake January 30, 2008

Frontin' Behind A Font 

When someone over exaggerates how good or even how bad their life is on a social networking site, blog, etc. and when you see them in the streets/in real life it's not even like that.

Phrase is coined by PAT aka Mental Floss follow him @Mental_Floss817

I thought Meagan posted on Facebook that she just bought a brand new house and is loving life. I just went to visit and it's section 8 housing and her eye is black from her boyfriend getting drunk and beating on her. She's frontin' behind a font.

Frontin' Behind A Font by Mental_Floss817 August 7, 2011