Foconstipation 

Being focused on constipation

Ergh! I'm so focused on being full of foconstipation

Foconstipation by Fart clock November 30, 2019

Fonstipation 

The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation

Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation

Fonstipation by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016