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When a Lacrosse bro takes a shower after sex with his bitch. He eats a chill sandwich then walks outside. It is cold out side, his Flow (hair) then freezes.
You Bro! After my winter lax game my hair got flowzen.
Flowzen by React0061 January 17, 2011
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flxwerbbyy 

The coolest person on tiktok their videos are so funny and they deserve a reward for how smart they are 🙂
who’s flxwerbbyy only the best tiktoker
flxwerbbyy by kyt4t May 18, 2021

flxwerlypastel 

An aesthetic name for a YouTube channel (already taken)
flxwerlypastel is a small roblox youtuber that mostly does edits and sometimes other things.

flxwerlypastels bestie: Vanillaflxwer
Random person: hey have you watched flxwerlypastel on YouTube

BFF 1: OMG SHE IS MY BESTIE
BFF 2:OMG SHE IS MY BESTIE
Random person 2: she is my favourite youtuber!
The coolest mutual ever!! They are so handsome! He is nice and funny. They draw great and edit great too.
I recommend you be mutuals with flowzs
flowzs by Bloodyvinx June 24, 2021

flowzilla 

Tech N9ne is a legendary flowzilla!
flowzilla by Kay 9 February 21, 2011

Flowzone Layer 

A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.

If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.

The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.

Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."

"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."

"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
Flowzone Layer by Jon B-C January 25, 2014