Flowzen 

When a Lacrosse bro takes a shower after sex with his bitch. He eats a chill sandwich then walks outside. It is cold out side, his Flow (hair) then freezes.

You Bro! After my winter lax game my hair got flowzen.

Flowzen by React0061 January 17, 2011

flowtential 

To have potential to grow out a sick flow. Someone in the process of growing out a gnarly flow might be said to have flowtential.

"Bro, your hair may not have flow yet but it has flowtential to grow into something spectacular."

flowtential by jamariogoon February 7, 2013

Flowzone Layer 

A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.

If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.

The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.

Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.

"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."

"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."

"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."

Flowzone Layer by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

Flowmentum 

Moving at a steady pace and gradually increasing speed. Going from one movement to another non-stop gaining intensity, speed or strength.

Use your flowmentum to overwhelm your opponent.

Flowmentum by Face Royal June 27, 2014

floozeng

The act of beheading someone's spouse and ejaculating into ones neck while snogging the head of the beheaded

It was a boring day until I started floozeng

floozeng by FlooZ KinG December 6, 2016

Flowment 

A state of being present in the moment while also responding fluidly to the changing external world.

Stay in the flowment
Take it flowment to flowment

Flowment by Harmonic Seed December 17, 2019

Flozen 

Noun.

1. A combination of the two words "Fluid Ounce" ( Fl. oz. ) used to describe a measure of Liquid.

2. Pop-Culture / New Zealand Slang term for a Pint of Beer with the Foam Blown Off

"Hey Bro , pass me a Flozen of Beer ! "

Flozen by TheSoapboxRanger July 7, 2011