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One who goes to the woods to inspect turds to verify that they are actually entwined.
The Flumpwarden can confirm that the turds were entwined, they therefore qualify as flumps
by Flumpmeister January 20, 2013
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Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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