a some what nuerotic yet excentric person who overly exaggerates situations and has full on conversations with herself, while also yelling at her computer, phone, printer, and xerox machine. can also be found riding a motor cylce throughout her mid life crisis. this persons ideal job duties include emailing, emailing, and more emailing. Closest companions include fish. and only fish.
Look over there, Fluff N Stuff is e-mailing again, she must be trying to get some work done to go home and feed her fish after she yells at the computer some more.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.