Joe:
Victoria ditched me again man
John: Whoa man it seems like shes
coming down with a serious case of flopalitus.
Joe: Oh f**k is it cureable?
John: she may be gone forever.
"Flopalitus is
spreading like a flamming case of herpes."
"Im going to have to put this girl on a IV drip and operate on her flopial artery because she cannot ditching."