Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is
bro and
chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one
day in the
game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall
ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their
hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro'
s skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax
bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.
