Flosh

The sound that occurs when you slap someone fat across the face, as the palm firmly strikes the flabby cheeks.

You fat bitch! *slaps* "FLOSH!"
You skinny bitch! *slaps* "SLAP!"

by Red_Lightning December 4, 2014

Flosh

A person that thinks they are really sweet but actually have no reason to think that. They usually live in a dream world surrounded by people they think are their friends that but actually talk shit about them behind their backs. It's almost sad but none the less they are some of the easiest people in the world to lip. It gets frustrating after a while because they are so dillusional that they often don't take you insults to heart. These people are usually overweight girls who think they are wicked because they hang out with the popular crowd...but people just use them for parties and a place to drink and trash.

See that fat bitch Jenny over in the caf, she thinks all those people like her but their just gonna trash her house like every weekend. Flosh!!!!!

by Jared Scott February 21, 2006

flosh

the act of cleaning your teeth by flossing followed by brushing

Time for bed but I gotta flosh first.

by wasb June 26, 2009

flosh

A Really Hot Woman Or Women All In One Location

Dude... You Should Of Saw All The Flosh On The 24 The Day There Was Loads....

Really Wish I'd Came Now

Yeaa You Shud Of There Was An Old Granny Propa Gilf XD

by Michael Johnstone March 20, 2008

Flosh

1) someone who dresses like a whore but doesn't have the body type for it.
2) anything you want it to mean =

1) OMG look at that girl she's dressed like such a flosh.
2) you look so floshy today!!!!

by cheerperson52843 October 23, 2010

flosh

The act of the vagina after a large penis has entered it. Letting out a "whoosh". Followed with a sudden burst of air while the penis pulls out, sounding like "FLOSH".

1: so last night i was fucking my girl and i got floshed! I ROFLGASMED all over again.

by FunnyFuckerAGJP April 10, 2009

Smuggle Flosh

A very cheesy sensation of cheese pringles.
Only the beast kids actually know of smuggle flosh

Boy: Can I have some smuggle flosh
Girl: What is that?!
Boy: I can't believe you don't know what smuggle flosh is, I guess your not as cool as I thought

by NewYorkMouse August 2, 2010