Skip to main content

florida ounces 

viral reddit post ironically posted in r/nostupidquestions by snapwillow on February 8, 2022.

It amassed thousands of comments within the span of a day and became one of the most legendary posts of all time. that's what I call pushin p.
"I didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"Fl ounces stands for Fluid Ounces not Florida."

"Water is a state, I can see how this is confusing."
florida ounces by Florida ounces February 25, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Florida ounces 

Florida Ounces (FL Oz) is a regular fluid ounce with a sprinkling of bath salt.
How’s he so drunk on one beer? He must’ve been drinking 12 Florida ounces.
Florida ounces by Drunkymagoo February 8, 2022

florida ounces 

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
florida ounces by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

florida ounce 

The amount of an illicit substance (typically marijuana) present when a purveyor of drugs (typically a drug dealer) rips off the consumer who has purchased said illicit commodity.
John: “My dealer said he sold me an ounce, but I weighed it and it’s only .79 ounces!”
Fred: “That motherfucker sold you a Florida ounce!”
florida ounce by emeff meme February 8, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more