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Flore G. 

Flore is obviously a girl. She’s tall and her body is perfectly fine! She has straight blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. When she smiles it lights up the whole room. Her voice is like a symphony and is perfect in every way. She’s smart and very very talented. Actually the words to describe her perfection aren’t even existing so I am trying my best to describe her the way I see her. Flore is like a sunrise at the beach or the mountains with the most beautiful colours you can imagine. She’s like your favorite song which you are listening to the whole day on repeat. She’s like your favorite book and even tho you know every page the story is still beautiful. She’s like a bottle of water after a long and hot summer day. She’s the one flower in a field of flowers you would pick up to bring it to your one true love. She’s perfection. If Flore is your friend or (if you are extremely lucky) your girlfriend, you are the luckiest person on earth because even if i have never kissed her i know she’s the best kisser and lover on her own beautiful way. She’s not always easy but she deserves the deepest and purest love so please be kind to her!
Flore, you are amazing
„Look at this beautiful girl! I wonder who she is“
„Oh that’s Flore G., the most beautiful girl i‘ve ever seen!“
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flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd 

PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd 

fat c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg, I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd 

PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
A sudden and rapid fire email conversation that sparks up between 3-5 people about a given topic that results in no fewer than 21 emails on the given topic. Distinction between g-flares and other email chains, must deal with a singular topic, must occur between Gmail users (showing cascading email chain), must happen quickly and once the subject matter has been exhausted it will never be written about or spoke on again. They usually occur Friday afternoons.
In a sentence:

Kevin, Garen, Roland, Branny and I had a nice g-flare about vintage ski gear the other day, but once we covered the 1986 Bogner winter collection we were done.
g-flare by bradwymoreIII February 17, 2010

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026