Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.

Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........

by Tong28 March 14, 2009

Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.

Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.

by AvieAlum February 3, 2018

floppy doggin'

when you are in a state of utter delirium and you find every little thing to be the funniest thing ever. it is similar to being drunk or high without the bad side affects. it usually happens when you are in the state of pure exhaustion. known to usually occur between the hours of 12am to 4am.

sam- "jessi, can you pass me the ketchup please?"

jessi-"your mom. hhhhhhahahahhhhhhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

sam : "wow. you are really floppy doggin'"

by sam and winston and jessi October 18, 2008

flappy dog

an open handed limp wristed bitch slap to the balls.

damnit chris im gonna give you the biggest flappy dog.

by rabidwolf23 July 4, 2005

Floppy doggie

A person who is very cool and intelligent, and who is great in the bedroom

Yooo it’s floppy doggie
He’s a floppy doggie

The floppy doggie

by Floppydoggie February 21, 2023

Floppa the dog

when having sexual intercourse in doggy style just as you reach climax point you pull out and slip a bollock in then jizz up her back.

Ash:last night i was having doggy with my gf and i slipped a bollock in
Ben:Damn son you floppa the dog
Ash:You know it homie

by benThemow February 12, 2009

Floppydoggin'

laughter late at night. Comes while extremely tired. Usually uncontrollable.

If it is 3 in the morning and you can't stop laughing, odds are you are floppydoggin'. It can happen anytime you are really tired but it is usually late at night.

by Fletcher Knoxville September 15, 2007