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floppydops 

She's got a cracking pair of floppydops!!
floppydops by spanchops July 2, 2011
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Floppydoggin' 

laughter late at night. Comes while extremely tired. Usually uncontrollable.
If it is 3 in the morning and you can't stop laughing, odds are you are floppydoggin'. It can happen anytime you are really tired but it is usually late at night.
Floppydoggin' by Fletcher Knoxville September 15, 2007

floppynoppyphahilication 

study of women or to look at them also l=known as perving
i am gunna go and do some floppynoppyphahilication ( i am going to study women) (i am going to go and perve)

Floppydoowah 

When a male flops his cock up and down to make smacking sound against his stomach and balls.
Holy shit, Stephen just did the loudest floppydoowah I've ever heard!
Floppydoowah by Rofl_Trio July 25, 2010

Floppadopoulos

An mighty creature found in the South West region of England, a creature that resembles very much the male genital organ of higher vertebrates (penis). carrying 8 tons worth of the best tasty semen known to the human race. Using its large third eye, the creature skulked around various vegetated areas in the peak of night seeking out a suitable mate to plow and release its great flow of sticky juices. Due to the creature struggling with erectile dysfunctions and various other health conditions it constantly remained flaccid and slack. The Floppadopoulos is believed to be exstinct however rumours have it that one still exsits somewhere in British Isles.
1) Haha your semen tastes soo good, are you secretly a Floppadopoulos

2) Can't get it up ..... you remind me of a Floppadopoulos

3) hey Jack you are a Floppadopoulos

4) Lets capture a Floppadopoulos and sell its juices to loose desperate women.

Floppydoodle 

A swear that shall not be uttered, especially at the dinner table.
Hey Sissy, knock knock...
Who's there?
Floppydoodle...
Floppydoodle by Best_Jon_Ever May 26, 2018

Floppydisc 

Something that is wayyyyyyyy to old for us nowadays
Dude what the hell is that? It looks really floppydisc
Floppydisc by w9bf8web April 13, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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